The other day a salesperson was doing door to door in the neighborhood selling wifi enabled security systems. He was unsuccessful with me but per his list of neighbors who recently signed up I could tell he was a very good salesperson.
This young man managed to scare the crap out of me with his stories of break-ins, theft, and medical emergencies. I started thinking, do I need a new security system? After some serious thought weighing the pros and cons I decided it would be good to have a better security system.
Meet my new security system.
They will rip your face off if you try to steal my guitars.
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Best security system!
Agree but too many false alarms. My security system goes back home later with the grand-kids and their parents.