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I’ll post the recipe if they taste good.
I can’t remember the last time we finished a large jar of mayonnaise prior to its expiration date. We don’t use a lot of mayo and most of the time half of the jar gets tossed.
Then Covid-19 happened. We started eating more mayo. Tuna salad the way Grandpa Jack made tuna. Egg salad. Chicken salad. And coleslaw. But many recipes change over time. This coleslaw is updated for 2020. Here’s my original Rocky Top Coleslaw which also contains a link to the original inspiration recipe from Bobby Flay.
It’s coleslaw so keep it simple.  Use a bag of pre-shredded coleslaw from the market.  The quantities for the dressing in 2020 have been reduced. I find the slaw tastes just as good with less dressing (and less calories).
We’ll be grilling some Pandemic Burgers tonight with a little Rocky Top on the side.
Cole Slaw Dressing:
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup sour cream
garlic powder (to taste, about a tsp)
2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
1 tablespoon granulated sugar
1 teaspoon celery salt
Pepper to taste.
Can you visualize a huge scoop of this coleslaw on top of a cold turkey meatloaf sandwich? Me too but I don’t have any leftover meatloaf. Guess I’ll have to make Italian Meatloaf or Turkey Meatloaf this week.

It looked big when I bought the carton.
It was big. I’ve noticed the strawberries at the grocery store are bigger and sweeter.
Funny and interesting things happen when suppliers can’t sell their produce to the restaurant supply chain.
Update 05.24.20
Big boy #2.

Big boy #3.

The look on my face must have revealed my aching soul. Maybe it was the numerous trips to the pantry or the multiple freezer checks. We had plenty of food to survive on but nothing I really wanted or cared to eat. The truth was I needed to cook. I needed some fresh foods to cook with. Ultimately she relented.
“You can go to the store and shop with the old people. You will wear a mask and keep your distance from everyone else in the store. You will not wander up and down the aisles like you usually do. You will not shower before going. When you come back you will wash your hands for 20 seconds then put the groceries away. Disinfect the items you think need disinfecting. The plastic bags will not be recycled. They will go into the garbage. You will then go into the laundry room where you will strip down and put your clothes into the washing machine. Then and only then you go to our bathroom to decontaminate.”
Senior Time at the grocery store is 7-8:00 AM. There were not many shoppers. The customers were all wearing masks, some had both masks and gloves on. But most of the employees were not wearing any masks or gloves. We know the mask wearing thing is more about not spreading virus if you’re infected and less effective for personal protection (though the latest scientific guidance is that masks do offer some level of personal protection). So is setting a specific time for a high risk group to shop at the same time and NOT have employees wear masks smart? It would take just one infected worker and s(he) could take out a number of the oldies. Just a thought. But everyone in the store respected each other’s space and kept their appropriate physical distance.
We began sheltering in place behavior one week before our state formally declared a shutdown. Minus two days in Owasso, Oklahoma (the trip was taken with the expectation a lock down would be ordered) we have been home for a month. Welcome to The Pandemic Greater Depression. At our home we are fortunate to both have jobs. Many, many others are not as fortunate and the road ahead will be hard. Despite the fact we have a roof over our heads and food on the table the new era Depression mentality has set in. I call the new mindset Forced Frugality.  The grocery store trip was interesting. Some of the supply chain issues are resolved and the shelves look better. Still no paper products and some of the shortages (like frozen pizza) are just plain strange. There were arrows on the floor in an attempt to direct traffic. I learned that some people don’t know how to follow arrows. And despite clear instructions not to wander the aisles I pretty much went down every aisle because you never know what you’re going to find (or not find). I found this:

$0.59 for organic dark red kidney beans and $0.84 for organic corn!
Today’s lunch side was a simple corn and bean salad. Here it is.
Tips
Sugar is only needed to counteract the acidity in the dressing. You might not need nor want any sugar at all. I wanted to put some red bell pepper into this dish but there were none to be found at the store.
Here’s a list of pantry items. Hopefully you have many if not all on hand as we shelter in place.
Pandemic Pantry Items – Updated 04.18.20
Stay safe, stay well, stay home.
And if you do venture out of the house wear a mask.

“We’re cleaning out the freezer. We have plenty of leftovers to eat up.”
…said She Who Must Be Obeyed. Since this Executive Order was issued the frozen stockpile of meals has been gradually dwindling. Last night’s dinner was a mash up meal that used some leftover frozen ricotta/chicken/spinach filling and a freshly made Alfredo sauce. The leftover ricotta filling was the result of making far too much for cannelloni a few weeks ago. Then last night I made too much Farfalle and now I’m staring at the reality of having leftover leftovers for lunch today.
So I thought to myself, Self…wouldn’t this be good with some tomato sauce? Of course I answered to myself and went to an old favorite cookbook for inspiration. My quick tomato sauce is inspired by a recipe from:
Cooking from an Italian Garden Paperback –
by Paola Scaravelli and Jon Cohen
Paperback: 372 pages
Publisher: Harvest Books (November 15, 1985)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 0156225921
ISBN-13: 978-0156225922
But as I have discovered over the years I’ve accidentally created my own recipe. Here it is.
Tips
Sugar is only needed to counteract the acidity of the tomatoes. You might not need any sugar at all. I wanted to use as many pantry items as possible. If you feel you can spare a fresh onion or fresh clove of garlic, use them. The wine is a luxury but can probably be eliminated if you don’t have an open bottle in the fridge. Taste as you go because stewed tomatoes are sweeter than plain canned tomatoes and come already seasoned.
Here’s a list of pantry items. Hopefully you have many if not all on hand as we shelter in place.
Pandemic Pantry Items
Stay safe, stay well.
According to the researchers, consumers notice no difference when a quarter of the milk butter in a cake is replaced with larva fat. However, they report an unusual taste when it gets to fifty-fifty and say they would not want to buy the cake.
Read the Reuters article here.
Entomophagy is the word for eating bugs.
Not coming to the US anytime soon.
“How did you make this?”
When this question is asked at the table I tend to ramble on about the types of oils and other ingredients in the dish. Over time I’ve come to understand that our guests don’t want to know what’s in the dish but rather how did I make this?
It’s a clear sign I need to write it down. So I did.

This recipe is NOT Tiny Taste Tester Approved.
Yet.

Sometimes you have odds and ends in the fridge.  This was the inspiration for Scraps Frittata which in the end turned out fine. The other night at a bring a dish dinner I was asked to bring some Roasted Cauliflower with Parmesan for a side veggie. Our gracious host well known for his blunt honesty said,
“Maybe we shouldn’t have microwaved the cauliflower. The texture was different.”
I agreed. The veggie was kind of mushy. Maybe I shouldn’t have made the cauliflower earlier, covered the dish with aluminum foil, then microwaved it for serving. This veggie is obviously best served immediately from the oven.
Our host who does not like leftovers besides Good Pie didn’t want the rest of the veggie so I took it back home. What do you do with about 3 cups of leftover mushy roasted cauliflower?Â
Plant-Based Diet Linked to Lower Heart Failure Risk
The study was published in the April 30 issue of the Journal of the American College of Cardiology. Researchers followed more than 16,000 adults (mean age, 64 years) with no known coronary heart disease (CHD) or HF at baseline, comparing those who adhered to a plant-based diet with those who consumed a Southern diet, consisting of more fried and processed foods and sweetened drinks. They found that the plant-based diet was associated with a 41% lower risk for incident HF with the highest vs lowest adherence, while the Southern diet was associated with a 71% higher risk for HF with higher vs lower adherence, after adjustment for potential demographic, lifestyle, and medical confounders.
Plant-Based Diets Help Reduce Kidney Disease Risk Long Term
A diet that favors plant-based foods, as well as a completely vegetarian diet, modestly reduces the long-term risk of chronic kidney disease (CKD) in the general population provided individuals are not overweight or obese to begin with, a new community-based cohort study indicates.
Reminder:
I am not a vegan.
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Never again.